The Heart of Henry Quantum: A Novel
Author: Pepper Harding
Gallery Books| 2016
Hardcover: 288 pages
In the bestselling tradition of A Man Called Ove and the beloved film Love Actually, a quirky, socially awkward man goes on a quest to find his wife a last-minute Christmas gift and encounters several distractions—including bumping into his ex-girlfriend who was the one who got away. http://www.simonandschuster.com/
Having read A Man Called Ove, I was so excited to find another quirky novel that promised to bring me some much needed lighter reading. I have tended toward heavy social issues recently.
The book is arranged in four parts featuring Henry, Henry’s wife, Margaret, and Daisy (Henry’s brief affair).
An unknown friend of Henry narrates what transpired for each of these three people in the same 24-hour period. It is December 23. Christmas is fast approaching and Henry awakens at 7:35 am and remembers that he has nothing for his wife, Margaret, for Christmas. Margaret impatiently waits for Henry to leave for work, occasionally sniping at him on general principle. Finally he leaves at 9:15 am and Margaret dresses to meet her lover, Peter. At 2:24, Daisy bumps into Henry out shopping for Channel #5 for his wife and sparking memories.
So far so good, huh? Well let’s back up to Henry at 7:35 am and I am sorry but I have to put you inside his mindstream to grasp where I am headed next in this review. As I read the following run-on sentence I found myself feeling short of breath.
However, when he reached for the soap his hand froze mid-grab because the water bouncing off his shoulders made him think about the miraculous impermeability of his own skin, and this made him think of the wonder of nature, which, when he thought about it, included the entire cosmos, and thus the Hubble telescope came into his mind and the pictures of the galaxies he had seen at the NASA booth at the Sausalito Art Festival back in September, particularly the Sombrero Galaxy, which actually did look like a sombrero, and this led him to recall something that had been drilled into his head since junior high school, namely that life travels at 186,000 miles per second, and when you look at a distant object, say, the Sombrero Galaxy, what you are actually seeing is how the object appeared millions of years ago (in the case of the Sombrero Galaxy, thirty million years ago) and not how it is now; in fact, who could say what it looks like now?
I seriously toyed with the idea of not finishing the book but I had to see where it was going so I kept my inhaler handy and moved into Margaret’s day in Part Two.
I assumed that Henry was the only character that would have his own galaxy inside his head, but our narrator felt we needed to watch Margaret dress for her adulterous rendezvous. I’ll spare you the details but, trust me, it rivals Henry’s shower scene for the world’s longest run-on sentence. Margaret turns out to be a heartless narcissistic *itch revealing itself when stuck in traffic near the Golden Gate Bridge. Someone is threatening to jump and traffic is tied up back to infinity.
Anything happening yet? she asked. I don’t know [answered another motorist].
It seems to me if you want to kill yourself, go ahead….
If the person is going to jump they should get on with it!…
She bolted from the car, vaulted over the traffic barrier, bulldozed her way through the bleating crowd…leaned out as far as she could over the icy waters…and screamed at the top of her lungs, Let the f***ing *itch jump!
Daisy’s a mess and a little more likable. Maybe because she is not speaking in run-on sentences. Nevertheless if you have stayed with the book thus far, you are now subjected to the histrionics of woman looking back at the whata-coulda-shoulda’s of a brief affair.
Overall I just couldn’t see any meaningful plot and I was overwhelmed by drifting off into topics that made no sense to the story. The publisher, Simon and Shuster, tells us that the author, Pepper Harding, is a pen name of an author that has written books on totally different subject matters. This book, to me, felt contrived, as though the author was delving into a subject matter she wasn’t comfortable describing. Having written my feelings and sense of the book, I must say there have been others that have written glowing reviews, so if you feel inclined, please pick up a copy and see what you think for yourself.
I don’t like to leave a book with a rough review without finding something positive. Having lived near San Francisco myself for a while, I enjoyed the tour of the city. Almost made me want to hop a plane and go back for a visit.
I want to thank Galley Books (imprint of S & S) for the opportunity to read this book in exchange for my honest review.